easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via anchorsaway-underthesea)

howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

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IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

(via princesse-nebuleuse)

assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”

(via cafekko-noir)

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog, via princesse-nebuleuse)

dangruchys:

when theres no fic for your otp

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(Source: megaechoid, via pospola)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via alfieross)

versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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(via tyleroakley)

lalie:

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.

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(via ccchhherrybomb)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via farewellsumm3r)

naturalprose:

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

OMGGGGG THE CUTENESS

spinneretsystems:

Northstar Advantage, CA 1982.

4MHz Z80 CPU, 64KB RAM, X2 180K 5.25” FDDs (hard sectored), graphics capabilities.

(via professor-pigeon)